Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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