Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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