plz talk dirty to me
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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