guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she smelled like a LAN party
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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