I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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