If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think your dad took our porno
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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