So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
God, you're like boner-b-gone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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