do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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