Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think people are normalizing furries
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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