kristin has been a bad kristin
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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