There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sponge bath it is.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
