Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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