He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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