fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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