Betty ford says i'm here all night
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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