i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
These tits shall not be calmed
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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