we have pet lesbian snakes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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