Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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