i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
my liver is dry heaving
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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