i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We had sex on a dog bed..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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