I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
there was a trapeze. enough said
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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