You're completely useless in the revolution.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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