whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
