Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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