Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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