i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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