this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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