last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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