This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
