Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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