you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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