3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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