I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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