he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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