If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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