There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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