VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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