she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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