she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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