I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
ttyl tear gas
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
