ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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