i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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