Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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