I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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