Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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