I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i came on her dog
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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