But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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