therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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