Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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