She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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