oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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