found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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