I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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